Egg Humor in Video and Movies

In the quest to make this a multi-media egg-stravaganza on Egg Humor,  I’m sharing my favorite egg related videos from around the web.

Why?  Because I can.

 (More accurately, because I’m still amusing myself with egg humor… and because it appears to be annoying my family.  The kids aren’t egg-actly enjoying all the bad jokes either.) [Read more…]

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Eggs are bad for my marriage

Yup.  Eggs again.  I can’t promise this little egg-stravaganza will go all the way through Easter Sunday, but for now, let’s just roll with. After the conversation I had with my husband yesterday, I really don’t have any other option but to keep popping out the egg yolks… for at least a few more days.

If I quit now, it would look like I was backing down. I can’t do that.

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Egg Pun Lunch Box Notes are Eggstra special

It’s that time again.  Time for my third annual egg-pun festival.  Why? Because I’m eggstra-ordinarily entertained by a bad pun.  To start things off and ease you into things, I’ve got a free printable for you.  Download some egg pun lunch box note love just in time for the season of eggs.

Why? Because it will make you feel like an awesome mom when you tuck one into your child’s lunchbox.

(In honor of public schools, no references to Easter.  In honor of private schools, no references to bunnies.)

If you thought I was done with egg jokes after last Easter… well… the yolk’s on you.

If you have no clue what I’m talking about, feel free to check out my egg archive page.  Just… prepare to be cracking up.  Somehow, all those egg-ceptionally bad egg puns just overwhelm the senses and before you know it you actually think they’re funny.

Besides, I’ve lost my page rank on Google for egg puns and I can’t egg-actly let that happen.

Anyway…. I’m starting off my egg pun fun with a free downloadable set of lunchbox notes for you.  Because I like to help people and I want you to feel awesome. [Read more…]

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Eggs with a side of yelling… and socks.

No, I PROMISE I am not going to do 31 days of eggs.  I think I’ve egg-zausted the whole egg thing for now. This is more about the yelling thing.

I yelled this morning.

About socks.

I’m really grouchy about having to write it down too. [Read more…]

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Way too many Tweets about Eggs and Egg Puns

My week of silly egg puns is almost over.

But if you want more, you can check out the archives.  I have almost a DOZEN posts of eggy goodness.   They are all collected on an single page for your enjoyment.  Go look.  It includes free printables for lunchbox notes (or whatever mischief you might want to get into).   

Since I’m sure you missed at least one of my Egg Puns, I thought I’d give you one last chance to join in the fun.

After today, I promise not to crack another egg yolk for at least a month.

If I did, it would be a “cheep” shot.

(although i may have a few chicken stories to tell…)

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Mothering Mischief – Easter Eggs

mothering mischief easter eggsBefore the Easter bunny arrives and starts spreading Easter Eggs everywhere, I thought I’d share a little Mothering Mischief.

Even if the Easter Bunny skips your house, I strongly suspect this can be applied at your home.

It started a few years back, when Watty was in Kindergarten.   I was, in classic slacker mom fashion, a little unprepared for Easter.  Actually, I was prepared for the important stuff.  I had new shoes.  My kids were wearing something appropriate.  We went to church.  We had dinner with the family.

But around 4 in the afternoon, as we’re driving to our home, I realized I had forgotten something important.

Kids:  Mommy?  When is the Easter Bunny coming to our house?

Uh. Oh.  I had no Easter Baskets.  No candy.  No eggs.  And my kids were suddenly acting like they actually believed a giant six foot rabbit was supposed to visit our yard and deliver candy filled eggs.

Enter Mothering Mischief. [Read more…]

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It All Started With A Sucker (An Easter Story)

It All Started With A Sucker: An Easter StoryI’m excited about  “It all started with a sucker (an Easter Story).”

It’s a long story.  It’s about Easter, even the parts where I talk about American Flags and Nativity Sets and Chic-Fil-A.

If you get lost somewhere in the middle, just remember that I waited to tell the story until I could end it with something beautiful.

I waited to share the story until it came full circle and could point back to Easter.  I wanted to be able to say

And then, it’s beautiful.

At the very end, I do.

I struggle with Easter Candy.

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Why I’m not crafting Easter Eggs (MOMtor Monday)

no easter eggs for meI’m not planning any Easter Egg crafts with my kids this week.

We have a ton of ways that we’ll be celebrating Easter, but crafts involving bunnies, eggs, plastic grass, or colorful candy just aren’t on our list.

I adore seeing all those cute crafts on Pinterest.  There’s nothing wrong with them.  They just aren’t for me.

I’m dishing one of my deep dark secrets as a mom over at Mothering From Scratch today.

momtor monday: the art of facing reality

MOMtor MondayIf you want to know more about my non-craftiness (like the day my husband confiscated my glue gun) you’ll need to sign up for my Newsletter.

Since it’s egg week, I’ll be posting lots of eggy fun on Facebook and Twitter (and maybe Instagram too).  You seriously don’t want to miss it.

Be sure to come back tomorrow for an Easter-themed edition of “My Kids Make Me Laugh.”  I’ve been waiting for MONTHS to share this story with you!

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Thankful Thoughts – Eggs

thankful thoughts eggsJust when you thought it was safe, I’m back…. writing thankful thoughts about eggs.

Dum-dum-dddduuuuuuuummmm.

Eggesses.

Seriously, you didn’t think I’d let Easter week pass by without at least some passing mention of eggs.  Did you?

I wrote an entire series on eggs.  It was egg-sellent fun.  Remember?  I’m not egg-saggerating.  It was an entire week of bad egg puns and yolks about eggs.  And ever since then, I’ve been planning this week.

Son of Egg.  Egg Junior.  The return of the bad egg.  Eggs 2: the sequel.

So I thought I’d start with a few thoughts on how wonderful eggs are.

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Mr Google, What were you searching for?

google searchingMr Google has been searching for answers to some pretty weird stuff lately. I get a steady stream of traffic to my blog from Mr Google, and I think his kids have been using his computer without permission too.

In an effort to be helpful, I thought I’d just sit down and answer some of his questions all at once.

Mr Google is really busy, so I think he’ll appreciate my help, don’t you?

Here is what the Googles were searching for: [Read more…]

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