Bunnies and Eggs

Nothing serious – just a few of my favorite jokes about bunnies and eggs today.

If you haven’t guessed by now, I have this weird fascination with really bad egg puns.

I find them EGGS-traordinary.

I am EGGS-eedingly attracted to them.

I know it’s a bit EGGS-intric.

I can’t help it.  They crack me up.  No… really, I love these yolks.

You can download the jokes in a free printable.

Formatted for lunchbox notes, just in time for Easter.  PDF format, just for you.

Get it here: egg and bunny lunchbox jokes

(There are more lunchbox notes in the 2014 edition of egg pun fun.)

egg and bunny lunchbox notes

Click HERE.



I love these jokes.

Q:  How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

A: HARE-robics and EGG-zercise.

Q: Did the Easter Bunny like the party?

A:  He said it was EGG-zellent.

Q:  Did the Easter Bunny go to the after party?

A:  No, He said he was EGG-zausted.

Q:  What do eggs do on the internet?

A:  They look for a good EGG-site.

Q:  What part did the Egg play in the movies?

A:  She was an EGG-stra.

Q:  What do you get if you cross an Egg with a vacuum?

A:  I have no idea, but it would be messy.

I can’t help myself.

bunnies and eggs

I’m super eggz-ited when Easter rolls around because I have a chance to share my bad egg jokes.

No… really… I’ll try to be serious.  Not one more peep about an egg.

(Peep… I crack myself up.)

OK, serously.  Chick this out.  I love egg jokes, but I don’t like eggs for breakfast.  How crazy is that.

My husband rolls his eyes about the whole egg thing.

(you could call it his EGG-ROLL)

And bunnies?  What’s not to love about cute fluffy bunnies.

(although somewhere in my mind, i’m hearing Elmer Fudd singing a Wagner tune right now – the one from the Rabbit of Seville.)

Come on… share a bad egg pun with me.  Please?

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Susan Baker
I have a passion for encouraging weary worn out mothers to find joy in everyday motherhood and peace in unlikely places. I have two elementary school boys, one nerdy husband, and two cats. I have a strange fascination for bad puns, the color pink, socks, and books. I worry about running out of toilet paper, wine, and chocolate.. I serve an amazing God. I live an ordinary life filled with wonder.
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  1. I love your puns!

    By the way, what did the Easter chick say when she got pearls in her basket? How EGG-stravagant!

    You can quote me. No shell-fishness hAre. I’m all about sharing some Easter love.

    Here’s HOPPING you can use that joke. I have great EGG-spectations you just might!

    • Oh Amy! You cracked me up! That was egg-cellent fun. I’m egg-static that you joined in.

      I’m looking forward to quoting you in a future post. Giggle.

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