Nothing serious – just a few of my favorite jokes about bunnies and eggs today.
If you haven’t guessed by now, I have this weird fascination with really bad egg puns.
I find them EGGS-traordinary.
I am EGGS-eedingly attracted to them.
I know it’s a bit EGGS-intric.
I can’t help it. They crack me up. No… really, I love these yolks.
You can download the jokes in a free printable.
Formatted for lunchbox notes, just in time for Easter. PDF format, just for you.
Get it here: egg and bunny lunchbox jokes
(There are more lunchbox notes in the 2014 edition of egg pun fun.)
BUNNIES and EGGS.
I love these jokes.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: HARE-robics and EGG-zercise.
Q: Did the Easter Bunny like the party?
A: He said it was EGG-zellent.
Q: Did the Easter Bunny go to the after party?
A: No, He said he was EGG-zausted.
Q: What do eggs do on the internet?
A: They look for a good EGG-site.
Q: What part did the Egg play in the movies?
A: She was an EGG-stra.
Q: What do you get if you cross an Egg with a vacuum?
A: I have no idea, but it would be messy.
I can’t help myself.
I’m super eggz-ited when Easter rolls around because I have a chance to share my bad egg jokes.
No… really… I’ll try to be serious. Not one more peep about an egg.
(Peep… I crack myself up.)
OK, serously. Chick this out. I love egg jokes, but I don’t like eggs for breakfast. How crazy is that.
My husband rolls his eyes about the whole egg thing.
(you could call it his EGG-ROLL)
And bunnies? What’s not to love about cute fluffy bunnies.
(although somewhere in my mind, i’m hearing Elmer Fudd singing a Wagner tune right now – the one from the Rabbit of Seville.)
Come on… share a bad egg pun with me. Please?