Eggs, Bunnies, and Jesus

I have to admit, after this round of egg jokes and egg related fun, my brain is a little fried.  I’m not egg-actly done with egg jokes, but I’ve gotten it out of my system for the year.

Perhaps it was the hard-boiled state of my brain that made it hard, but the other day when my kids asked me

Mommy, why does Jesus like eggs and bunnies so much?

I really struggled to answer them.  A lot of thoughts flitted through my scrambled brain, but giving my boys a thoughtful and honest answer they could understand required me to sit down in my thoughtful spot and have a good think.

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Egg Humor in Video and Movies

In the quest to make this a multi-media egg-stravaganza on Egg Humor,  I’m sharing my favorite egg related videos from around the web.

Why?  Because I can.

 (More accurately, because I’m still amusing myself with egg humor… and because it appears to be annoying my family.  The kids aren’t egg-actly enjoying all the bad jokes either.) [Read more…]

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Eggs are bad for my marriage

Yup.  Eggs again.  I can’t promise this little egg-stravaganza will go all the way through Easter Sunday, but for now, let’s just roll with. After the conversation I had with my husband yesterday, I really don’t have any other option but to keep popping out the egg yolks… for at least a few more days.

If I quit now, it would look like I was backing down. I can’t do that.

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Egg Pun Lunch Box Notes are Eggstra special

It’s that time again.  Time for my third annual egg-pun festival.  Why? Because I’m eggstra-ordinarily entertained by a bad pun.  To start things off and ease you into things, I’ve got a free printable for you.  Download some egg pun lunch box note love just in time for the season of eggs.

Why? Because it will make you feel like an awesome mom when you tuck one into your child’s lunchbox.

(In honor of public schools, no references to Easter.  In honor of private schools, no references to bunnies.)

If you thought I was done with egg jokes after last Easter… well… the yolk’s on you.

If you have no clue what I’m talking about, feel free to check out my egg archive page.  Just… prepare to be cracking up.  Somehow, all those egg-ceptionally bad egg puns just overwhelm the senses and before you know it you actually think they’re funny.

Besides, I’ve lost my page rank on Google for egg puns and I can’t egg-actly let that happen.

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Bunnies and Eggs

Nothing serious – just a few of my favorite jokes about bunnies and eggs today.

If you haven’t guessed by now, I have this weird fascination with really bad egg puns.

I find them EGGS-traordinary.

I am EGGS-eedingly attracted to them.

I know it’s a bit EGGS-intric.

I can’t help it.  They crack me up.  No… really, I love these yolks.

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It All Started With A Sucker (An Easter Story)

It All Started With A Sucker: An Easter StoryI’m excited about  “It all started with a sucker (an Easter Story).”

It’s a long story.  It’s about Easter, even the parts where I talk about American Flags and Nativity Sets and Chic-Fil-A.

If you get lost somewhere in the middle, just remember that I waited to tell the story until I could end it with something beautiful.

I waited to share the story until it came full circle and could point back to Easter.  I wanted to be able to say

And then, it’s beautiful.

At the very end, I do.

I struggle with Easter Candy.

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Why I’m not crafting Easter Eggs (MOMtor Monday)

no easter eggs for meI’m not planning any Easter Egg crafts with my kids this week.

We have a ton of ways that we’ll be celebrating Easter, but crafts involving bunnies, eggs, plastic grass, or colorful candy just aren’t on our list.

I adore seeing all those cute crafts on Pinterest.  There’s nothing wrong with them.  They just aren’t for me.

I’m dishing one of my deep dark secrets as a mom over at Mothering From Scratch today.

momtor monday: the art of facing reality

MOMtor MondayIf you want to know more about my non-craftiness (like the day my husband confiscated my glue gun) you’ll need to sign up for my Newsletter.

Since it’s egg week, I’ll be posting lots of eggy fun on Facebook and Twitter (and maybe Instagram too).  You seriously don’t want to miss it.

Be sure to come back tomorrow for an Easter-themed edition of “My Kids Make Me Laugh.”  I’ve been waiting for MONTHS to share this story with you!

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